Slow news day

Here are some of the headlines:
Something went wrong in the TWA crash, expert says.
Police begin campaign to run down jaywalkers.
Safety experts say that school bus passengers should be belted.
Drunk gets nine months in violin case.
Stud tires out.
Farmer Bill dies in House.
Iraqi head seeks arms
Four firemen unhurt as oven fails to explode.
Prostitutes appeal to Pope.
Panda mating fails, veterinarian takes over.
Haven’t had enough yet?
British left waffles on Virgin Islands.
Teacher strikes idle kids.
Nurse helps dog bite victim.
Plane too close to ground, crash investigators told.
Juvenile court to try shooting defendant.
Stolen painting found by tree.
Killer sentenced to die for second time in 10 years.
War dims hope for peace.
Red tape holds up new bridge.
New study for obesity looks for larger group.
Astronaut takes blame for gas in spacecraft.
Kids make nutritious snacks.
Chef throws his heart into feeding the hungry.