Bouyed by their success at ending the age old scourge of prostitution, Stephen Harper and his Minister of Justice are tackling the laws of physics. Bill C-007 will lift the economy and everything else by ending gravity for once and for all.

Critics acknowledge the Harper government’s experience with prostitution, but say the anti-gravity bill may be overturned by the courts.
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