Harper and MacKay to repeal Law of Gravity

Bouyed by their success at ending the age old scourge of prostitution, Stephen Harper and his Minister of Justice are tackling the laws of physics. Bill C-007 will lift the economy and everything else by ending gravity for once and for all.
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Critics acknowledge the Harper government’s experience with prostitution, but say the anti-gravity bill may be overturned by the courts.

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