Rob Ford hates public facilities like this restroom atop Corktown Common. There are 700 trees in the new park. Why can’t people just pee on those like the mayor does? Do we even need 700 trees? There wouldn’t be lineups if we only had 100, so 600 of those trees are pure gravy.
Other gravy in this mound of taxpayer dollars include spongy, springy, rubberized hills and swings for children to play on. That’s a water park in the foreground. A network of winding paths and stairways flank green landscapes and rock-rimmed ponds. I heard a bullfrog croak. How much did HE cost?