Inspired by the collection of quotes published by this blogger, I decided to air my own affection for the grumpy quotes of Fran Lebowitz. I’ve liked her every since I heard she’d said:
In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
So here are some more favourites…
I’ve done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater, suggest that he wear a tail.
Humility is no substitute for a good personality.
Success didn’t spoil me, I’ve always been insufferable.