Bible review: tl;dr

The acronym tl;dr (Too long; Didn’t read) is familiar enough but it made me smile when I saw it applied to The Bible. A cheeky critic has made an editing attempt. For example:

God: All right, you two, don’t do the one thing. Other than that, have fun.
Adam & Eve: Okay.
Satan: You should do the thing.
Adam & Eve: Okay.
God: What happened!?
Adam & Eve: We did the thing.
God: Guys