Not quite true, but close

no-scoringIt’s true that I haven’t been watching the World Cup games much this year, although I have given a few minutes to a match or two.
It’s not true that I’d take my friends to a bar, even to watch them try to score. A friend sent me the card. He wouldn’t take you to a bar, either.
I played soccer in high school … even got mentioned in a news clipping as a “marksman”. I was standing in front of the enemy goal when one of my teammates bounced a shot off my leg. I was more surprised than the goalie when it went in.